one of my favourite stories was my boss telling me that once he had a client that asked him to change his legal name to TURBO FISTS, despite his best advice to the contrary.
i wish i had chosen a pen name at the start but ive got far too much good will in my name now to change it. i even bought my own fez for live readings.
I fell for one of those I'm a star and I use blankety blank and you should too schemes/ I've got a carton of their drink mix which I'll probably never use/ BUT TURBOMASS sounds like a blast[just kidding]
I don't need this stuff. Who does?
Someone seeking help in all the wrong places.
You got THAT right...
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I did. I needed this sitting in traffic court.
That’s a pretty fair price, when you think about it. Especially with the Pendragon-descendant discount code.
Maybe a nice smashburger instead?
Lacks proprietary masculinutrients 😔
My god, Futuro, 'ribspawn' is peak satire 🤣 (ten bucks says it enters the manosphere lexicon unirocnically in three years).
Love this!
Thank you. Satire isn’t dead. It just has to work harder.
Agreed, and you can definitely work harder, stronger, with TURBOMASS!!!
I knew the ad was full of shit when they used word "feminine". So ribspawn. Very unbruh. 🤮🤮🤮
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i got me some and my weeny vanished.
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one of my favourite stories was my boss telling me that once he had a client that asked him to change his legal name to TURBO FISTS, despite his best advice to the contrary.
Turbo fists 👊 👊
😂 don’t give me ideas
i so want to do this its worrying
Pen name, maybe.
i wish i had chosen a pen name at the start but ive got far too much good will in my name now to change it. i even bought my own fez for live readings.
I fell for one of those I'm a star and I use blankety blank and you should too schemes/ I've got a carton of their drink mix which I'll probably never use/ BUT TURBOMASS sounds like a blast[just kidding]
😂🙏
Where's the link to buy Turbomass????
The subscribe button 😂
Be careful: you might be giving certain people (***coughtrumpcough***) ideas.
Right after their golden phone hits the market and destroys, nay obliterates the competition . . .
😂 can’t wait 😵💫
If I get this, will I still have to work out, or will the muscles just be there like magic?
Magic! 🪄
(Blood magic)
"that doesn't sound healthy"
LOL
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Gotta love nootropics.
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Me wanna be strong 💪🏻
Me too.
Nailed it.
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Thank you 🙏
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