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David Perlmutter's avatar

I don't need this stuff. Who does?

Andy Futuro's avatar

Someone seeking help in all the wrong places.

David Perlmutter's avatar

You got THAT right...

BD Allen's avatar

I did. I needed this sitting in traffic court.

Tom Schecter's avatar

That’s a pretty fair price, when you think about it. Especially with the Pendragon-descendant discount code.

Miep 💥's avatar

Maybe a nice smashburger instead?

Andy Futuro's avatar

Lacks proprietary masculinutrients 😔

M.P. Fitzgerald's avatar

My god, Futuro, 'ribspawn' is peak satire 🤣 (ten bucks says it enters the manosphere lexicon unirocnically in three years).

Love this!

Andy Futuro's avatar

Thank you. Satire isn’t dead. It just has to work harder.

M.P. Fitzgerald's avatar

Agreed, and you can definitely work harder, stronger, with TURBOMASS!!!

M. Majeris's avatar

I knew the ad was full of shit when they used word "feminine". So ribspawn. Very unbruh. 🤮🤮🤮

Nick Winney's avatar

i got me some and my weeny vanished.

Nick Winney's avatar

one of my favourite stories was my boss telling me that once he had a client that asked him to change his legal name to TURBO FISTS, despite his best advice to the contrary.

Turbo fists 👊 👊

Andy Futuro's avatar

😂 don’t give me ideas

Nick Winney's avatar

i so want to do this its worrying

Andy Futuro's avatar

Pen name, maybe.

Nick Winney's avatar

i wish i had chosen a pen name at the start but ive got far too much good will in my name now to change it. i even bought my own fez for live readings.

williamphaynes/elliott's avatar

I fell for one of those I'm a star and I use blankety blank and you should too schemes/ I've got a carton of their drink mix which I'll probably never use/ BUT TURBOMASS sounds like a blast[just kidding]

GT Counter's avatar

Where's the link to buy Turbomass????

Andy Futuro's avatar

The subscribe button 😂

Jetse de Vries's avatar

Be careful: you might be giving certain people (***coughtrumpcough***) ideas.

Right after their golden phone hits the market and destroys, nay obliterates the competition . . .

Andy Futuro's avatar

😂 can’t wait 😵‍💫

Barbara Jaye Wilson's avatar

If I get this, will I still have to work out, or will the muscles just be there like magic?

Andy Futuro's avatar

Magic! 🪄

(Blood magic)

Kerry Sutherland's avatar

"that doesn't sound healthy"

LOL

Lightning Strikes Twice's avatar

Gotta love nootropics.

Panic Depressive's avatar

Me wanna be strong 💪🏻

Lyndsey Resnick's avatar

Nailed it.

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Andy Futuro's avatar

Thank you 🙏

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