Oh my goodness, I think I may be living in the future Beautiful Country... though a lot of it seems to have gone that way already. You are really very, very good at showing the terrifying side of "normal" life, Mr. Futuro.
The Beautiful Country approves of this story, in hopes that it will help discourage all you pretentious liberal assholes from coming here to prance around taking selfies with our passed-out asses in the background, drunk on rat pancreas distillate.
美国欢迎你！ Nice one. It kinda gives me the shivers, because I’ve spent 10+ years living in China and my students in recent years often felt anxious about going to study abroad and this amps it up by a million. Also reminds me of the people who do “dark tourism” to places like North Korea.
You're the first person to get my little joke about 美国.
It's been 10+ years since I've been to China but it maintains a special place in my heart. All this jingoistic rhetoric in 美国 towards 中国 drives me nuts.
This is a beautiful country.
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It really is.
Welcome to the Beautiful Country—where every breath is a gamble, every sip is a death wish, and tourism doubles as a survival game. Five stars!
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Keep writing shit like this. Yes. Outstanding work.
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I laughed and then I cried. Great piece!
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Satire so good and relevant it made my heart hurt.
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Oh my goodness, I think I may be living in the future Beautiful Country... though a lot of it seems to have gone that way already. You are really very, very good at showing the terrifying side of "normal" life, Mr. Futuro.
Thank you 🙏
You are very welcome!
The Beautiful Country approves of this story, in hopes that it will help discourage all you pretentious liberal assholes from coming here to prance around taking selfies with our passed-out asses in the background, drunk on rat pancreas distillate.
Now it's artisanal rat pancreas distillate.
“Directly from our crawlspace to yours.”
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Hilariously prescient! Great piece!
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美国欢迎你！ Nice one. It kinda gives me the shivers, because I’ve spent 10+ years living in China and my students in recent years often felt anxious about going to study abroad and this amps it up by a million. Also reminds me of the people who do “dark tourism” to places like North Korea.
Thank you very much 🙏
You're the first person to get my little joke about 美国.
It's been 10+ years since I've been to China but it maintains a special place in my heart. All this jingoistic rhetoric in 美国 towards 中国 drives me nuts.
Oh, Andrew. What would we do without you?
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Lead a peaceful unperturbed life.
You really outdid yourself with this one. It was horrifying in all kinds of beautiful ways.
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The most beautifulest country evar :D
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I love living in it.
Ahhh, so beautiful, the best beautiful, the biggest beautiful, no one has ever seen such beautifulness.......
Yup.
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Funny…
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So beautiful.